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sSean Johnston - Bass
A.K.A. - "Ravi"

Sean took on the bass at the age of 9. Sean's Dad (Papa Wheelie) decided that Sean's hands were way too busy and seemed to be getting him into trouble at school. Basically, he was a horney, young man trapped in an infantile body (the 3rd grade girls were not safe). So Papa Wheelie bought young Sean a bass guitar to let his fingers do the walking instead of the wandering. From then on, Sean has morphed into RAVI, perverted bass boy.

Ravi has the knack of picking up songs very quickly especially while drinking from the nectar of the gods = fresh Miller Lite (Saucy Jack standard). Ravi brings the THUMP to the Saucy Jack rhythm section. If you closed your eyes and listened to him play a 70's funk riff, you'd swear that Ravi had an afro, moon-boots and the mother ship was near...now open your eyes.

Ravi also brings his amazing liver (the size of Lake Huron) and his incredible swimming mojo-sperm to the Jack (let me explain here). At the age of 18, Ravi's mind never really matured past his 9 year old days. When he met his wonderful wife, Audrey, he immediately picked her up, flopped her over his shoulder and announced "I got one!!" Three years later, his powerful man-juice had created 9 mini-Ravi's.